Audrey just asked me "Mom can we go to Canada?" I said "why Canada?" she says "Because it's my dream wish, it's awesome up there and I'm kinda like a nature girl and can hike up there." she takes a breath then asks "can you take me to Target so I can get some high heel wedge sandals?

Audrey tells me she is hungry and thirsty. I asked her what she would like. She says "well I need something healthy because there was a man that didn't eat healthy he was OBEAST and died." Yes, I heard the needle scratch across the record for many many reasons.

Audrey was talking about herself in the 3rd person. Telling me random things. I asked her "why are you talking about yourself in the 3rd person?" she says " I don't know what a 3rd person is but Audrey isn't impressed by your crazy question about 3 other people."

From Audrey "Mom do you spell No N.O. and Okay O.K?" I say "yes that is right." I say to her 5 minutes later "Audrey please clean up the mess you made." Audrey says "N.O. O.K

Yesterday I asked Audrey if she wanted to give my feet a little rub with some lotion. She says "My soft little hands have the day off.

Audrey with brush in hand asks if she could do my hair. I say "sure" as I take the pony tail holder out. She says "Mom you hair looks like you didn't take the holder out....I'm freaked out and think it needs a wash." I said "it's clean I put it back wet." she says "mom really? Do I look like I'm buying what you're selling?

When I picked Audrey up from school today she showed me a band aid on her thumb. I said " what happened?" she says " well I had a little piece of up skin so I bit it off and it turned red so I knew it was bleed and needed a band aid." yes I typed all of it correctly!