The Best of Audrey

Oct 29, 2013

I told Audrey this morning that the Red Sox won last night and we are all so excited. She said "I know I know dad told me
Big Papi scored a field goal"

Conversation with Audrey this morning... Audrey: mom do you know what MYOB stands for?
Me: yes, it means mind your own business
Audrey: do you know what IDK stands for?
Me: yes, it means I don't know.
( 10 minutes later)
Me: Audrey you need to grab a sweater it's a little brisk this morning.
Audrey: IAKT AND IDC
me: wha?
Audrey: mom it means I already know that and I don't care. Geez stay with the program!
Me: it's get...... Not stay
Audrey: huh?

Oct 17, 2013

Audrey told me today "Mom I found out that this boy Michael likes me. He chases me at recess and I asked him 'Michael which girls do you like?' He replied with "All the girls in our class". Audrey said to him "If you had to choose one girl." He said "I would choose you?" I said " Awe that's sweet!" She said "Mom, I told him that I pick my nose to just get him off my back, ya know what I mean?!?!" I said "Audrey, what did he say?" She says "He said 'That's fine with me I pick my nose too?" I giggled. Audrey said to me "Mom, boy trouble starts now and I have a long way to go" I'm thinking I do too....

Oct 17, 2013

Audrey has two smallish back-scratchers. While scratching my back with one of them she says " I am so glad I have two, because I use one a back-scratcher and the other as a butt-scratcher.....I just can't ever remember which is which!!!!!"

Oct 12, 2013

Audrey asked me what vegetarian means. I said it's people that don't eat meat. She said "you mean they don't eat Steak or Chicken?'" I said, that's right. Then she said "Wait does that mean that they don't eat bacon?" I said, right. She said " Wow! I feel soooo bad for them because bacon tastes sooo good!"

Sept 25, 2013

The new addition of Rolling Stone Magazine arrived today and has Miley Cyrus on the cover. Audrey says "She looks bad!!!Looks like she rode that party train to hard and now her life is a mess!" I said "ha remember that!"

Sept 13, 2013

This morning Audrey was in the car trying to put her sneakers on. They weren't cooperating and she was VERY frustrated. I said what's wrong honey? She said "these sneakers won't get on my feet, it's like trying to put a bowling ball in a tea cup....not happening any time soon!"