March 30,2014

Took Audrey to Michaels craft store today to pick out a "special treat". Upon entering the store Audrey says "I think I want handcuffs!" I said "no" and was to afraid to ask why!

March 17, 2014

This morning on our ride to school:
Audrey: I wonder when I will see the next waxing or waning gibbous moon? 
Me: umm no clue. 

Later the same day at dinner... 
Me: Audrey please keep eating so you can get finished!
Audrey: O to the K mom .... But it's not easy

March 15, 2014

Audrey (6 yrs old) wrote this. Just found it on the counter. Need to ask her how she masters #4!

March 11, 2014

While packing everyone for a little 4 day spring break trip, Audrey brings me ALL (15 pair mostly flip flops) of her shoes to pack. I said "Audrey that's way to many!!" Audrey says "Mom, really? A girl needs options!!!!"

March 4, 2014

15 minutes after Audrey has been put to bed I hear her calling me.... 
Audrey: I can't sleep
Me: why? 
Audrey: I have all these funny giggly thoughts running through my head and I can't sleep. 
Me: huh! What should we do? 

Then she says in a totally serious voice...

"Mom, sometimes I think my brain tries to sabotage my sleep!!!

March 1, 2014

Walking into Walgreens Audrey asks if she can get some gum. I say sure. Once in, she says "oh I don't want the gum I want these fake nails!" Me: umm no!

Feb 21, 2014

Audrey asking if we could do something I said "I don't know, maybe." She says "mom I wasn't born last night, I was born in the day and I know that means no!" Actually, she was born at night, 9:57 to be exact.