October 20, 2015

Audrey was munching on a carrot and says "eww this carrot tastes like kitty litter!" I think to myself.... She would know because she ate a small handful of used kitty litter when she was 17 months old that I had to floss out from between her teeth! ‪#‎EwwIsRight‬

October 12, 2015

Audrey just says to me " oh my gosh mom do you have a bald spot..... Oh no that's just gray hair!" Me: thanks

September 18, 2015

So Audrey has a ring that is now miss shaped. So she got a turkey baster and put her ring on the small end of it and then used the non whisk end of a whisk and hammered it into place! ‪#‎supersmart‬ ‪#‎ingenius‬

September 1, 2015

So the other day Audrey walks into the room and this was our conversation:
Me: hi sweetie, what have you been doing? 
Audrey: I was in Olivia's room and she was trying to get me to say bad words soooo that was boring and I left! 
Me: OLIVIA

August 21, 2015

Audrey says to me..."mom sometimes I feel like when I whisper something it's black and white and then when I talk in a normal voice it's live and in color" me:

August 18, 2015

Lilly and Max ( our two cats) do not like each other..... at all! Often Max is an instigator, he will purposely walk over to Lilly which makes her hiss an a fight starts. Today, Audrey witnessing Max headed in the direction of Lilly says "Max make good decisions and good things will happen.... It's called Karma!"

August 9, 2015

Audrey's question for today... "Mom when you are in juvie do you have a toilet that is in your cell or a hallway bathroom like in school?"