Dec 17, '09
What's on my mind is the fact that I have to clean elmers glue out of Ben's computer keyboard with q-tips. I have to use a pencil to pop each individual key off to clean it. Yes you guessed it AUDREY. I was not the one using the glue and not putting it back where it belongs. UGG. How long till kindergarten?
Dec 17, '09
Audrey has a toy that plays music. It is very annoying. I have been waiting to take the battery out. Today she got the water spray bottle and soaked it with water, the toy stopped working. She was sad. I said it's ok we can find something else. Fast forward 3 hours and it IS working AGAIN. She says "mom it's working, I'm so happy"
Dec 12, '09
So far this morning Lilly has been trapped in my bathroom on Audreys lap with her saying " open your mouth Lilly I needt to check your teeth" while being poked with a thermometer and then Lilly was forced to wear a baseball cap (red sox of course) while eating. Such a patient cat. .
Dec 12, '09.
So far this morning Lilly has been trapped in my bathroom on Audreys lap with her saying " open your mouth Lilly I needt to check your teeth" while being poked with a thermometer and then Lilly was forced to wear a baseball cap (red sox of course) while eating. Such a patient cat. Dec 12, '09.
Dec 8, '09
What's on my mind you ask? Audrey dumping 10 oz of Gold glitter all over the playroom floor. It's white carpet....not happy. Audrey was pretty pleased with her art.
Dec 7, '09
Apparently Audrey found a new tube of chapstick, this is problematic because the onlt thing left was the tube without the stick. Where do you think I am going to find it? This can't end well.
Dec 7, '09
So Audrey decided to take all her clothes off (which takes about 3 seconds) and says to me "mommy lilly and I want to go outside and play football". Meanwhile it is 50 degrees, cloudy, and misting. Weather and nakedness aside, I don't think football is Lillys sport of choice.
Dec 4, '09
Audrey announces that she needs to go to the potty and starts running to the bathroom. I am 5 seconds behind her, once we get to the bathroom she says"mommy I love chasing you"
Dec 3, '09
Audrey was just complaining that her "underpants keep falling up" do I tell her that is a wedgy? Dec 3, '09
Dec 1, '09
Audrey says "let sing a song" I say ok. She says "lets sing The Farmie and the dell" she begins by singing "the pig on the bus has a farmie and a dell farmie and a dell a farmie and a dell" all to the tune of the Wheels on the bus. I was very confused. She asked me "why don't you sing it with me?" I said cause I don't ...
Dec 1, '09
So as I am walking across the floor with a pencil in my hand, Audrey races up beside me rips the pencil out of my hand and says " no no no you can't have that in your hand it's danger" as she is running to the drawer where the pencils stay.
Nov 22, '09
Audrey says to me "we need a new baby" I say "no we don't". She says " we need a new baby like lilly, but little. Lilly is heavy for me to carry." I'm sure if Lilly knew that she was getting to big to be carried by Audrey she would figure out how to gain 20 lbs fast.
Nov 19, '09
So Audrey says "let's sing thre wheels on the bus" I said ok.....singing singing singing. She stops and says "mama if the babies stopped going wah wah wah the mommies don't need to go shh shh shh"
Nov 11, '09
When I picked Audrey up from her little pre-school class a girl named Avani was crying. I asked Audrey what's wrong why is she crying? Audrey says "I don't know what her deal is"
Nov 10, '09
So driving on the highway with Audrey. She wants her window open. I open it and say to her are you sure you want it open? She says "I can't hear you it's wind-ing in my hair and it's loud.
Nov 9, '09
Dropped the kids off at school and Audrey says "what are we going to do now?" I said go home eat breakfast and watch Dora." she says " oh that's awesome".
Nov 6, '09
Just found Lilly (the cat) licking a tootsie pop holding the stick between her front paws that Audrey had opened licked a few times and left on the counter. Someone please tell that cat that she isn't a dog.
Nov 5, '09
Audrey says to her baby " you are such a beautiful baby I love you so much, stop whining an crying it hurts my ears"
Nov 2, '09
I said Audrey please stop whining I can't understand you. Audrey say no mom I need to whine I feel better that way.
Oct 30, '09
Just took Audrey for her first haircut. She says afterwards "now I don't have a mullet." thanks to daddy for introducing that concept to her. Yes, my 2 year old know what a mullet is. So sad.
Oct 29, '09
It is raining here. Audrey is looking out the window and singing " rain go away mommy wants to play, rain go away Audrey wants to play...... Well you get the idea.
Oct 29, '09
So Audrey underpants fell below her butt while wearing pj bottoms and in a very frustrated voice says "mommy what's going on with my butt".
Oct 19, '09
Audrey asking if Lilly, the cat, can go in the car with us and sit in olivia's seat says "wouldn't it be santastic"
Oct 13, '09
So olivia and Audrey are showering together. Olivia is using a razor and Audrey wants to use one, Olivia says little girls don't use razors. Audrey sticks her head out of the shower and says..."mommy I need to tell you a question... Baby girls don't use raisins" chuckling
Oct 8, '09
Was in Dillards department store today with Audrey and she wanted to know if we were going to "go up or down the alligator" I said yes, the alligator is over here. She liked it and wanted to put one in our house.
Sept 23, '09
I am chuckling... Lilly the cat is up on the mantel and Audrey is reaching up to her saying "Lilly jump into my arms I'll catch you. Go ahead jump." I think Lilly is considering it.
Sept 17, '09
Has to totally bribe Audrey with m & m's to participate in a ballet class. We won't be going back.
Sept. 4, '09
Ahhh Audrey..... Carrying Lilly (the cat) under her front legs, back legs still uncomfortably walking brings her to me and says "I think Lilly needs to go pee pee in the litter box, I'll take her" then turns walking with Lilly and says to Lilly " it's okay you can do it I give you a special treat".
September, 2, '09
Audrey carried or should I say dragged Lilly the cat to me and said mommy can you hold her like a baby and sing rock a bye baby to her. I said yes and I think Lilly really enjoyed, that or she liked not being dragged.
The early days
My blog posts going forward will be just one simple update at a time but this is where it all began...
is laughing about audrey calling burt of burt and ernie "burp" Jan 21 '09
is flossing kitty litter out of Audreys bottom front teeth. Yum she says. Jan 22 '09
is cleaning up the entire box of Cocoa Puffs Audrey dumped in the middle of the Living room floor. Feb 23, '09
is not happy that Audrey dumped the cat water into the dry cat food 3 times. Feb 24, '09
Is not happy about the fact that Audrey drew all over the stainless steel refrigerator with chap stick. March 19, '09
is again not happy about dry cat food into the water. Arg Audrey! March 27, '09
wants to know if anyone is surprised that Audrey wrote on a white wall with a black Dry Erase marker and dumped half a bottle of body lotion on a couch? Not my wall or couch. phew. April 13, '09
Is giggling. Audrey jumped off the hearth and asked me if I could do it. I said no I can't. She says to me "awe come on, come on you monkey" I swear I don't make this stuff up. August 26, '09
Is giggling at Audrey saying "mommy your bafroom is love love love lovely, I like it in here" August 31, '09
is laughing about audrey calling burt of burt and ernie "burp" Jan 21 '09
is flossing kitty litter out of Audreys bottom front teeth. Yum she says. Jan 22 '09
is cleaning up the entire box of Cocoa Puffs Audrey dumped in the middle of the Living room floor. Feb 23, '09
is not happy that Audrey dumped the cat water into the dry cat food 3 times. Feb 24, '09
Is not happy about the fact that Audrey drew all over the stainless steel refrigerator with chap stick. March 19, '09
is again not happy about dry cat food into the water. Arg Audrey! March 27, '09
wants to know if anyone is surprised that Audrey wrote on a white wall with a black Dry Erase marker and dumped half a bottle of body lotion on a couch? Not my wall or couch. phew. April 13, '09
Is giggling. Audrey jumped off the hearth and asked me if I could do it. I said no I can't. She says to me "awe come on, come on you monkey" I swear I don't make this stuff up. August 26, '09
Is giggling at Audrey saying "mommy your bafroom is love love love lovely, I like it in here" August 31, '09
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