October 29, 2010

Audrey just rang the fron doorbell. When I answered she said "Tell me your name please". I said "Melanie Strout" She says "um ma'am I need to see your license to see what name you really are."

October 27, 2010

Audrey and I were getting ready to go out side when she says "oh bummer why do I always have to go potty when we are going to do something"

October 27, 2010

Audrey says as we were getting into the car..."it's freaking cold out" and then as she was climbing into her car seat and getting buckled says "awww crap I can't get the buckle to go in" I think I will be have a good word bad word conversation with her today.

October 23, 2010

Audrey is in my room and has drum sticks in her hands. Max (a cat) jumps on my bed. Audrey throws the drum stick and says "go get boy, fetch bring it to me."

October 22, 2010

Audrey yelling from the pantry closet asks " what are the white crackers, and round ones, and little square ones?" I said " saltines, Ritz and Wheat Thins" she said "no mom the Wheat Thins are called little squares of yum."

October 17, 2010

Audrey decided that she was finished eating her dinner and in order to NOT take any more bites she says " my food doesn't want to go into my mouth because it's dark and scary in there"

October16, 2010

Ben and I are playing football in the back. Audrey said mom I'm on your team with a baseball bat in her hand. I moved in her way and she said mom the coacher stands over there.

october 16, 2010

Very early this morning before the sun was up Ben & Audrey climbed into bed with me. ( Aaron is away on business) Ben was having trouble find the covers. Finally he said "I found them I'm awesome" Audrey says "I'm awesomer" ben says " right" Audrey says " we're winners"

October 13, 2010

Audrey told me she would be right back. The door bell rings, & Audrey is there holding a clip board with paper & a fat purple marker says "Hi ma'am can you sign for your lemonade?" So I did, then she holds her hand out for money. I just pretend to give her money. She looks at me very confused & says "hey show me the real money" I said I don't have any. She crossed my name off the list & said "no lemonade for you"

October 12, 2010

Audrey has a very tiny disney puzzel. She was trying to find the piece that has Donald Duck on it. It was in the bottom of a bag filled with other things. I put it on the table and she says "OH Donald, lookin good" with a little Joey Tribbiani swagger in her voice. creepy

October 12, 2010

As Audrey and I were walking out the front door heading to the mailbox she stopped on the front porch and said " mom let's sit down here and think about some things" I said okay what do you want to think about? She says " candy and when we can move to my princess castle"

October 11, 2010

Audrey named all of her toes. Starting with the big one... Chinca, Paulina, satuba, tools, dosa, lessa, vussa, sonna, toota, semma. Repeated several times in order.

October 7, 2010

While putting Audrey to bed I was reading her a condensed version of snow white. She asked me to name all the dwarfs. So.... Grumpy, happy, sleepy, sneezy, dopy, bashful, doc. Audrey says "mom you forgot dick" I said there isn't a dwarf named dick. She said " well there should be"

October 7, 2010

Somehow Audrey convinced Marshall to get in the backpack, but based on the sounds that Lilly was making I am pretty sure she isn't gettin in.

October 1, 2010

Audrey just asked me if she could have a "brown sugar sandwich". I said no (giggling to myself) then she said "with some lettuce and tomato to make it yummier and more better for me.....oh yeah and a marshmallow"