November 18, 2010

Audrey hands me a pen and paper and says "okay mom you need to write this down 'thank you for delating the house and not making good choices and sign for your punishment.' Now start over....please make better choices and stop delating the house" .....not sure what delating the house is: anybody?

November 18, 2010

Audrey just told me that "Max (cat) has really stinky breath and that he must brush his teeth with fish toothpaste, and he needs dental floss"......yes she tried to floss his teeth. He was not happy.

November 17, 2010

Olivia was Roller Blading this past weekend and has left all of her stuff by the front door. Audrey just asked me if she could go "roller bleeding" then she told me "don't worry I won't actually bleed just roll"

November 16, 2010

Audrey just finished being VERY upset, throwing a tantrum. She says to me "mom why am I being such a crabby patty today.....I feel so naughty"

November 9, 2010

Poor Marshall. It really comes from love!

November 2, 2010

Audrey just told me " get mom listen up, is my body going to be hot or cold you have two choices"

November 2, 2010

Just caught audrey with her foot in a small bag of freshly opened pretzels. I said "Audrey don't put your foot in there, that is yucky" She says "mom it's like my foot is an extra hand" then she proceeded to pull a pretzel out of the bag between two toes, raised her foot to her mouth and pop it right in.

November 1, 2010

Audrey has decided that she is going to take a piece of left over candy, walk out the front door, and ring the bell. When I answer she says "trick or treat" and hands me the candy.

October 29, 2010

Audrey just rang the fron doorbell. When I answered she said "Tell me your name please". I said "Melanie Strout" She says "um ma'am I need to see your license to see what name you really are."

October 27, 2010

Audrey and I were getting ready to go out side when she says "oh bummer why do I always have to go potty when we are going to do something"

October 27, 2010

Audrey says as we were getting into the car..."it's freaking cold out" and then as she was climbing into her car seat and getting buckled says "awww crap I can't get the buckle to go in" I think I will be have a good word bad word conversation with her today.

October 23, 2010

Audrey is in my room and has drum sticks in her hands. Max (a cat) jumps on my bed. Audrey throws the drum stick and says "go get boy, fetch bring it to me."

October 22, 2010

Audrey yelling from the pantry closet asks " what are the white crackers, and round ones, and little square ones?" I said " saltines, Ritz and Wheat Thins" she said "no mom the Wheat Thins are called little squares of yum."

October 17, 2010

Audrey decided that she was finished eating her dinner and in order to NOT take any more bites she says " my food doesn't want to go into my mouth because it's dark and scary in there"

October16, 2010

Ben and I are playing football in the back. Audrey said mom I'm on your team with a baseball bat in her hand. I moved in her way and she said mom the coacher stands over there.

october 16, 2010

Very early this morning before the sun was up Ben & Audrey climbed into bed with me. ( Aaron is away on business) Ben was having trouble find the covers. Finally he said "I found them I'm awesome" Audrey says "I'm awesomer" ben says " right" Audrey says " we're winners"

October 13, 2010

Audrey told me she would be right back. The door bell rings, & Audrey is there holding a clip board with paper & a fat purple marker says "Hi ma'am can you sign for your lemonade?" So I did, then she holds her hand out for money. I just pretend to give her money. She looks at me very confused & says "hey show me the real money" I said I don't have any. She crossed my name off the list & said "no lemonade for you"