While putting Audrey to bed last night I was telling her that she needs to fall asleep alone....I don't need to stay with her. She responds "In all my years on this earth that still doesn't sound like a good idea to me, so it's not going to happen. Are we clear? Now, repeat it back to me!

Audrey said "I can't wait till I'm 13." I said why? "she says " so I can get my debit card

While putting Audrey to bed last night she says to me "mom you know I was born special right?" I said "special what do you mean by that?" She said "well when I was in your belly I could feel the sun and when I was being born your belly was pointing to the sun and the sun gave me special powers. So now I have special energy because of it.

Audrey's new dive " a triple split dive." One hand holding your nose, the other in dive position, followed by a belly flop, a slight swim to the left, and then a 1/4 forward roll.

Audrey was sitting on my lap with her legs hanging off the side of mine. I was bouncing my leg up and down with that "nervous energy" bounce when suddenly she puts her hands on my bouncing leg and presses down really hard. I stopped. Then she starts bouncing her leg really hard and says "how does that feel...not that good right!

Audrey asked me a question and I gave her an answer. She said "what?" So I repeated. She said "what?" again and I looked at her and answered again. She says to me "I heard you each time I just wanted to make you say it 3 times!" Then she busts out laughing......me not so much.

"Found Audrey standing on my bed trying to fly a kite using the wind from the ceiling fan. nuff said.

Audrey let me know that while swimming her "breath gets bumpy when I'm running out of air and I'm a natural mermaid and hide it in day to day life.

Question of the day from Audrey was "Mom what's the difference between Onion dip and Onion pus?" Umm what?"

"It's safe to that Audrey may be a cat whisperer based on all that she can get away with. Well while on vacation in Maine Audrey did some fishing for the first time. Apparently she has the same skill with Fish. Just about each time that line went in she got one, including an 18" Bass. Her sister Olivia Strout asked her what her secret was and Audrey responds "In my head I just say to them come over little fishy I have a yummy worm for you

Out to a restaurant and into the bathroom with Audrey I go. She spots a changing table and says "oh look it's a baby layer." Then she spots the feminine product dispenser and says "oh can you put coins in that and it's a heater?

"Audrey has an iTouch in which she decided to put a password on so "no one could use it." She has now forgotten this password and said "maybe we could put it in a bag of rice!

"I asked Audrey if she was going to go tubing on the lake and she said "not till it's glassy!

Two things. "Yesterday Audrey said "I saw a daddy long legs spider and a baby short legs spider." Today, Audrey and her Papa made pancakes for breakfast. She said "I helped Papa, I put the love in it, I actually took love from my heart and put it in.