While putting Audrey to bed last night I was telling her that she needs to fall asleep alone....I don't need to stay with her. She responds "In all my years on this earth that still doesn't sound like a good idea to me, so it's not going to happen. Are we clear? Now, repeat it back to me!

Audrey said "I can't wait till I'm 13." I said why? "she says " so I can get my debit card

While putting Audrey to bed last night she says to me "mom you know I was born special right?" I said "special what do you mean by that?" She said "well when I was in your belly I could feel the sun and when I was being born your belly was pointing to the sun and the sun gave me special powers. So now I have special energy because of it.

Audrey's new dive " a triple split dive." One hand holding your nose, the other in dive position, followed by a belly flop, a slight swim to the left, and then a 1/4 forward roll.

Audrey was sitting on my lap with her legs hanging off the side of mine. I was bouncing my leg up and down with that "nervous energy" bounce when suddenly she puts her hands on my bouncing leg and presses down really hard. I stopped. Then she starts bouncing her leg really hard and says "how does that feel...not that good right!

Audrey asked me a question and I gave her an answer. She said "what?" So I repeated. She said "what?" again and I looked at her and answered again. She says to me "I heard you each time I just wanted to make you say it 3 times!" Then she busts out laughing......me not so much.

"Found Audrey standing on my bed trying to fly a kite using the wind from the ceiling fan. nuff said.